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Post by bushidomizer Fri May 22, 2009 11:29 pm

Yup. pickup lines do not work. but some can be dam funny ! post the funniest pickup lines youve heard !

"how do you like your eggs in the morning ? poached ? or fertilized ?" LOL

im surprised my buddy didnt get slapped for that
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Post by Masu Fri May 22, 2009 11:55 pm

"Baby, im like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get"
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Post by dreamwingz Sat May 23, 2009 12:19 am

babe, we make a perfect pair! i mean look at it You're the ass and Im the hole! We were made for each other!
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Post by DeathsHand Sat May 23, 2009 7:03 am

NINJA PICKUP LINES!!!!

"If I were given I and U...I would flip U and add NJA...NINJA!!!!!"
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Post by bushidomizer Sat May 23, 2009 12:32 pm

Masu wrote:"Baby, im like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get"

dreamwingz wrote:babe, we make a perfect pair! i mean look at it You're the ass and Im the hole! We were made for each other!

LOL

id lmao if i heard someone actually use those.
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Post by DeathsHand Tue May 26, 2009 3:47 am

Oh gosh, you have the most stable Glorious Maximus seen by all man..you complete the Calculations of the most complicated "PROBLEMS"...You are as though untouchable by those not worthy to your skin that shines like a flawless ball of snot..
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Post by G-Tank Tue May 26, 2009 6:41 am

"do you have 15 mins of spare time and 8 inches of free space?" Razz

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Post by LadyRequiem Tue May 26, 2009 5:41 pm

"I lost my number can I borrow yours?"
lame XD
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Post by DeathsHand Tue May 26, 2009 5:42 pm

I got this from Johnny Test...

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first"
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Post by LadyRequiem Tue May 26, 2009 6:16 pm

"I'm part of the FBI Fine Body Investigators and I'm gonna have to ask you to assume the position"
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Post by DeathsHand Tue May 26, 2009 6:19 pm

Hey babe...I'm the (F)emale (B)ody (I)nspector...if you know what I mean...
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Post by LadyRequiem Tue May 26, 2009 6:40 pm

"Your feet must be killing you cus' you've been running through my mind all day!"
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Post by DeathsHand Tue May 26, 2009 7:37 pm

I'm sorry I stole your crush's heart, would you like to steal mine??
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Post by bushidomizer Wed May 27, 2009 10:49 am

lol these lines are sure not to work but definitely good for a laugh :]

id be thoroughly surprised if one were to actually work though :0
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Post by NickSeed182 Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:52 am

do you have a map? i keep getting lost in your eyes
lol xD
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